Saturday, February 18, 2012

The letter

You might have guessed that the letter I received a few days ago was a Valentine's Day Card or something equally ridiculous.

But no. Instead... it was an invitation. I have been invited to attend a meeting with the leaders of the Board of International Villains (motto: "We will steal your mottoes and slaughter your acronyms.") who will be selecting a villain member to take over rule of an island country that is in need of a tyrant. It's small and reasonably powerless, but this is huge. The ultimate scholarship, if you will.

I don't know if I'm eligible. I have no idea.

But it's a possibility.

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