Day 7

The day's events were extraordinarily fortunate for me.

The night spent in the basement was long, made longer by the sound of Captain Hero watching television on the floor above us. My fellow villains were talking in a friendly manner, until they touched on the subject of why we were in our 'host's ' lair in the first place, specifically without his permission.

Once he found out he was pretty annoyed.

"You sneaked into my lair do destroy my death ray?" he bellowed at us.

"Yes," the two of us housebreakers said in unison.

He groaned. "It's not a death ray. It's a coffee machine. I called it a death ray because it doesn't sound very overlordly to say I built a coffee machine."

There was a few moments of silence, then my friend, thank goodness, announced that he had managed to untie himself.

He untied me too, and we both glanced at our mutual rival.

"He is competition," pointed out my friend.

"True."

"But he's not very good competition."

"Nope."

"But we still shouldn't risk letting him out. We did break into his lair, after all."

"That's also true."

So we left him. Captain Hero was asleep in front of the blaring TV, so we moved past him easily and left the lair.

My friend headed home, to his lair in Florida. I returned to my fortress as well.

Until tomorrow, my minions.

Seventeen days till completion of the death-ray.

Day 4

I am afraid, my minions, that I shall not be home for the next few days. I have received an invitation to help destroy some other villain's death ray with a friend. Obviously two death rays would result in competition, something I am unwilling to encounter. Thank you for understanding, though I really couldn't care less if you do.

Twenty days to the finished death ray.

An introduction to the stylish and rather brilliant overlord of this blog:

Welcome to my blog, my minions! Note that if you don't like being called minions, I can call you henchmen instead. It's all the same to me.

I am a teenage girl living in an underground fortress, preparing to take over the country, and very possibly the word. What can I say? I'm ambitious.

I do not have the highest respect for other beginning evil overlords such as myself. I will run my soon-to-be-obtained kingdom by the suggestions of Peter's Evil Overlord List, who is, as far as I'm concerned, the only person likely to pose competition when I'm in charge.

I prefer to learn as much about people as I can to avoid any competition, so feel free to comment or chat. Just don't expect me to reveal any of my plans just yet.

I will, throughout the life of this blog, be posting many short bits of evilness, ideas for all of you minions to attempt to approve, pictures of cats, and other little tidbits. However, right now there's a hero trying to destroy my unfinished death ray (and failing, I might add) so I should probably see about destroying him. Excuse me.