Showing posts with label gift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gift. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Day 11

The package is staring at me.

I don't know how it's staring, but it is. It doesn't have eyes, but it's there, taunting me....

Thirteen days till death ray, but I might get ahead- it's going great!

Monday, December 12, 2011

Day 10

Today I got a package in the mail, with no return address.

Okay, that's weird. I don't get packages. I don't even get mail. This is probably because I don't have a mailbox and everyone I know hates me, but yeah.

I opened the package and, to my amazement and the general amazement of the furniture, it was a Christmas gift, obvious by the wrapping paper underneath the brown paper used for shipping.

Still amazed, I stuck it next to my Charlie Brown style Christmas tree.


 Wow.

Fourteen days till the death ray.